Quirky Nature Lovers Pillows

"Samaritans? Do you have a gardening section?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Football Crazy strip six

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

How Platypuses Are Born

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Circus News

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

The art of painting

"You spoil that canary."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

'We get most of our recreation at home.'