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'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Football Crazy strip six

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Save the termites.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Consider yourself chased."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Are we there yet?'

Natural selection.

tiger strangling snakes

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."