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'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

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"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Save the termites.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Consider yourself chased."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Natural selection.

tiger strangling snakes

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."