Quirky Toy Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy and friends.

Football Crazy strip six

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Toys

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Help me!

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Remote Control Duck