Quirky Toy Enthusiasts Pillows

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

Football Crazy strip six

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Help me!

Inaction Figure

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Remote Control Duck

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'