Quirky Toy Enthusiast Pillows

A toy idea that never caught on.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Karataoke

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Fishing for Birds

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Teddy and friends.

Football Crazy strip six

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'