Quirky Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

A toy idea that never caught on.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Fishing for Birds

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Childlike love

Football Crazy strip six

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy and friends.

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'