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'How could cute hurt so much?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"You left this on our ship."

Toadstools

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"