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Great, a squirt tank

'How could cute hurt so much?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."