Toy Aficionados Pillows

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Help me!

Toys

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"