Toy Aficionados Gifts

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Werewolves of London..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Rocking Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

One!

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Toys

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Help me!