Toy Fanatic Gifts

Santa Claus delivers toys and Apps.

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'When I was a child, I enjoyed childish things. When I became a man, I put away childish things. But when I became a middle-aged man, I got out those childish things and started playing with them again.'

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

Santa delivers Apps

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Slinky Cow World

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy and friends.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

One!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."