Toy Time Enthusiast Gifts

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

One!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

Jack in the box on strike.