Toy Time Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?