
"Oh good. Here comes Mrs. Wood with her grandson, the Achilles heel."
Looking for a gift for a toy shop enthusiast? Explore toys-themed gifts that capture their love for all things playful and nostalgic. Perfect for spreading joy and creativity, these products make cherished keepsakes or lively decor for any toy lover’s collection.
"Oh good. Here comes Mrs. Wood with her grandson, the Achilles heel."
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"That'll be five bucks."
The Rubber Ball Company
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
Rocking Horse
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"Werewolves of London..."
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"It's his emotional support animal."
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
Executive golf with Newton's cradle
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Childlike love
One!
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Jack in the box on strike.
What can I play?
"Guess who figured how to call 911!"
Toys
Remote Control Duck
Inaction Figure
Help me!
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
Discover more delightful mugs for toy shop enthusiasts and bring their love for play into their daily routine.
Find cozy, toy-inspired pillows to add a whimsical touch to any room or lounging area.
Brighten up walls with stunning prints that celebrate the joy of toy collecting and childhood wonder.
Explore our collection of playful t-shirts, perfect for toy lovers who like to wear their passion with pride.