Toy Fanatic Mugs

Santa Claus delivers toys and Apps.

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

'When I was a child, I enjoyed childish things. When I became a man, I put away childish things. But when I became a middle-aged man, I got out those childish things and started playing with them again.'

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

Santa delivers Apps

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

"That'll be five bucks."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Slinky Cow World

"It's his emotional support animal."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Help me!