"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"
Modern Toy Enthusiast Mugs
Surprise the modern toy enthusiast with a fun and stylish mug featuring playful designs. Perfect for brightening up their mornings with a touch of whimsy and creativity.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"That'll be five bucks."
The Rubber Ball Company
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
Rocking Horse
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"Werewolves of London..."
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"It's his emotional support animal."
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."
Executive golf with Newton's cradle
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Childlike love
One!
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Jack in the box on strike.
What can I play?
Toys
Remote Control Duck
Inaction Figure
Help me!
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
Modern Toy Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Modern Toy Enthusiast Pillows
Discover playful pillows that add a creative touch to any room. Ideal for the modern toy enthusiast, blending comfort with whimsical style.
Modern Toy Enthusiast Prints
Browse our vibrant art prints that make a statement for the modern toy enthusiast. Perfect for decorating with a playful and contemporary vibe.
Modern Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our fun selection of t-shirts designed for the modern toy lover. Bold, witty, and full of personality—wear their passion with pride.