Modern Toys Mugs

"Dear Santa: Now that I'm three, I'm well beyond dolls, doll houses and stuffed animals."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Jr. cloning kit

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

Playdough's The Republic

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'There's nothing on.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'At lone at last.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Child driving a toy car

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.