"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"
Modern Toy Enthusiast Prints
Celebrate their love for toys with vibrant, modern art prints. These creative pieces are ideal for decorating a space that is as imaginative and fun as the enthusiast themselves.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"That'll be five bucks."
The Rubber Ball Company
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
Rocking Horse
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"Werewolves of London..."
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"It's his emotional support animal."
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."
Executive golf with Newton's cradle
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Childlike love
One!
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Jack in the box on strike.
What can I play?
Toys
Remote Control Duck
Inaction Figure
Help me!
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
Modern Toy Enthusiast Prints Collection
Modern Toy Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the modern toy enthusiast. Brighten their mornings with whimsical and creative designs that speak to their playful side.
Modern Toy Enthusiast Pillows
Discover playful pillows that add a creative touch to any room. Ideal for the modern toy enthusiast, blending comfort with whimsical style.
Modern Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our fun selection of t-shirts designed for the modern toy lover. Bold, witty, and full of personality—wear their passion with pride.