Traditional Toy Enthusiast Mugs

"Pick up your toy, young man."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

Inaction Figure

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

The Music Box