Quirky Accessory Enthusiasts Pillows

Pince-Nez for the Whole Family

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

The Remote Olympics

Fruit Bonnet

"Whose tie?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"It's not a backpack."

Cat with mouse tie.

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"