Quirky Accessory Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Pince-Nez for the Whole Family

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Remote Olympics

Fruit Bonnet

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Cat with mouse tie.

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

"It's not a backpack."

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

Detention Anklets

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.