Quirky Accessory Lovers Pillows

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

'Sure, it's heavy, but I never lose them any more.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A watch face with Stonehenge

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Police Box

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"Whose tie?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

'He said my future stinks.'

One size fits all

Kangaroo Pocket

"It's not a backpack."

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

Panhandler holds sign: Will dispose of excess cash.

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

Sock Dating.

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.