Quirky Accessory Lovers Prints

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

'Sure, it's heavy, but I never lose them any more.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A watch face with Stonehenge

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'They're pinching my toes!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'He said my future stinks.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

Kangaroo Pocket

One size fits all

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"It's not a backpack."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Panhandler holds sign: Will dispose of excess cash.

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"