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The Smell of Fear

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Jarvis Cocker

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"It's a long term goal."

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

Desk at the Horizon

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"I started out fetching."