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The Smell of Fear

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Desk at the Horizon

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"I started out fetching."

She's good, but Mom's better.