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"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"I'm really looking forward to a simpler future."

"Free siding for our house? Sure why not!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

First love.

The Smell of Fear

Boy on father's knee

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

In Disguise.

Check your conscience, Senator?

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Your DNA is in the database.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

Businessman's Secret Handshake

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

'Why honest is the best policy...'