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"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"I'm really looking forward to a simpler future."

"Free siding for our house? Sure why not!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

The Smell of Fear

First love.

Boy on father's knee

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

In Disguise.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Your DNA is in the database.

Check your conscience, Senator?

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."