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'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

'Men lead such empty lives.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"When you have a minute, there's a fire we'd like you to throw some fuel on."

Corporate Spy

White House Personnel Dept.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Your DNA is in the database.

'...It's what you know about who.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Positively No Admittance

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Bears going water skiing.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

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