Intrigue Enthusiast Prints

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

"People are scum."

'Men lead such empty lives.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"When you have a minute, there's a fire we'd like you to throw some fuel on."

Corporate Spy

White House Personnel Dept.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Mr Putin made us an offer we could not refuse

Your DNA is in the database.

'...It's what you know about who.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Positively No Admittance

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Surprise!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"