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'Video problems would be more engaging than word problems.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are you proposing, or has your back gone again.'

'Oh Franklin!'

No Campaign - Yes Campaign - Completely Indifferent Campaign.

"Sorry Doug. I love you, my mom and dad love you, but it's a no from my cat."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'I hope you're on one knee because the size of that rock is weighing you down.'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

'It's the biggest ring I could afford. See it? There - in the lower right-hand corner.'

'On the other hand, if you include my little dog, 'toughy', you just might have a deal.'

'Actually out daughter has been asked to marry many times. But always by us...'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'When you say you want my daughter's hand, what exactly do you mean?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

'Only her hand?...Hell, you can have all of her, son!'

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"All those in favour of getting married?"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"If you don't strike oil in the first minute then stop boring."

"I'm sure you won't mind if my private detective asks you a few questions before I give you my final answer."

Proposal

"She tricked me! I was repeating everything as usual, when she said 'I love you'. . . We are now engaged. . ."

"Is that a bribe?"

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I should let you know I've had multiple bids."

"May I have the ring back?"

"Will you join me?"