Youth Engagement Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Boy on father's knee

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Teens.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

Apple Kiss

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

No Campaign - Yes Campaign - Completely Indifferent Campaign.

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'