Youth Engagement Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Boy on father's knee

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Teens.

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Apple Kiss

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

No Campaign - Yes Campaign - Completely Indifferent Campaign.

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

'Will you marry me?... We'll work out the details later.'

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."