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'Or you can rent by the week...'

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

"So, it's cultural miss-appropriation, is it?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"It looked better on pinterest."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

Testing a Fiancee

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."