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'Or you can rent by the week...'

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

"So, it's cultural miss-appropriation, is it?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

King Solomon's Pollster.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"It looked better on pinterest."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Testing a Fiancee