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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Networking

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'She just won't speak to me!'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.