Virtual Engagement Explorer Pillows

Lapdog realizing he's lost his job to a tablet.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Networking

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'She just won't speak to me!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.