Virtual Explorer T-Shirts

"To Zoom or not to Zoom. That is the question."

'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'

Congratulations - you now have one million imaginary friends.

"It's like I'm actually walking my dog!"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'This room has a water view if you use your smart phone. There's a video cam on the hotel roof.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I can't go mousing now Dad, I'm playing this new massively multi-user online role-playing game called 'Virtual Mouse Hunt'...'

Still attempting to log on...

Secret virtual visits of the President of the USA to Cuba

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

"What now?!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Virtual Service

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

"It's not pimples. You've been sitting in front of your screen too long. You're pixelated."

"You must be so excited about meeting people."

"Austin's birthday party was fun, but it wasn't eFun."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

Memory Shtick

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Virtual Swimmer

"Don't be so stupid, go back in the main gallery..."

"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet."

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

VR Goggles

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"