Virtual World Explorer T-Shirts

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

Virtual Supermodel machine.

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'It's not a lie, Mom - it's virtual reality'

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

"Alexa. . . Give me one damn good reason to get out of bed today. . . !"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Second lifeReal life.

Computer games

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Web cams. Web scams

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

How their world views have changed over time.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

'Virtual patient.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'