Virtual World Wanderer T-Shirts

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

"Would it be wrong to use Microsoft's holo-lens to project the faces of cool celebrities onto my boring real friends?"

Computer games

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Astral Projection

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

i-teddy

Coronavirus world

Sleeping Beauty

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Ghostship

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Computer Life

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

We're With Stupid

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'