Virtual World Wanderer T-Shirts

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

"Would it be wrong to use Microsoft's holo-lens to project the faces of cool celebrities onto my boring real friends?"

Computer games

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

i-teddy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Sleeping Beauty

Coronavirus world

Ghostship

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Computer Life

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

Touring Holidays - On the P***