Virtual World Dweller T-Shirts

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

Computer games

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Ghostship

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Computer Life

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Rodin, the surfer.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Please use other dimension.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

Virtual Super-Model.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

A man doing a reality check.

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"Even in the virtual world I haven't made partner."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'