Fantasy World Dweller T-Shirts

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Look! No hands!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Sleeping Beauty

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Next in Lion

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Ghostship

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

7 More Dwarfs

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

A dream of consequence

Vampire Bat

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"