Fantasy World Dweller T-Shirts

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Look! No hands!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Astral Projection

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Next in Lion

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Sleeping Beauty

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Ghostship

7 More Dwarfs

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

A dream of consequence

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Vampire Bat