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The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

A man rakes a tree

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Ghostship

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"