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"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Deforestation.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I love you too, big guy."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Broomstick crash.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I said slime."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"