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A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I love you too, big guy."

Here be dragons.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Bathroom Fairy

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'The roof needs icing.'