Forest Creature Fan T-Shirts

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I love you too, big guy."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Phoenix

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Born of the Dead

The next damn Batman.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

Leadership never hibernates.

Man is attacked by sea creature.