Garden Creature Fan T-Shirts

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Neptune

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Born of the Dead

The next damn Batman.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Things we need to acknowledge

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."