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'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

I fart more than that!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Jeremy Clarkson.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Jack in the Box

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Hooks R Us.

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Dog with chew toy.

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

A bad gnome economy.

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Poinsettia

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"You're not going to believe this! -- He's an animal!"

Halloween on Other Planets.

Not the Willie Maize?

"It's my side hustle."