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'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

I fart more than that!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Jack in the Box

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Hooks R Us.

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Dog with chew toy.

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

A bad gnome economy.

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

A blue dog wearing headphones

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

"You're not going to believe this! -- He's an animal!"

Poinsettia

"It's my side hustle."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

Gnomes in Winter