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At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Raptures

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Yoyo sheep

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Bee in flight.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

The Deer of Spring.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Ovalifolium Longifora

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."