Plant Fan T-Shirts

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Raptures

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Bee in flight.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

The Deer of Spring.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

"Damn floral activists."

Ovalifolium Longifora

Carnations.

Springtime

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.