Plant Fan Gifts

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Bee in flight.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The Deer of Spring.

Carnations.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Ovalifolium Longifora

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Springtime

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"It's inoperable and perennial."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Welsh Lady