Flower Power Fan Gifts

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

"I can't remember how it goes!"

'Your eyes are limpid pools. What are you on?'

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

Love tourist.

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Grass huggers.

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Afghanistan

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"I've mutated."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Ovalifolium Longifora

Carnations.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Springtime

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Beekeeping 101