Garden Decor Fan Gifts

A bad gnome economy.

Gnomes in Winter

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I come from a broken gnome"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Damn floral activists."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Carnations.

"Does it come with magnets?"

Ovalifolium Longifora

Springtime

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Beekeeping 101

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Amongst the rush.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Stop and Smell the Roses