Garden Decor Fan Pillows

A bad gnome economy.

Gnomes in Winter

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I come from a broken gnome"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Bee in flight.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Ovalifolium Longifora

Carnations.

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Springtime

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Welsh Lady