Gardening Fan Pillows

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Raptures

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

I fart more than that!

Yoyo sheep

Say it with flowers: It!

"Tunnel of love"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Bee in flight.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

The Deer of Spring.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"