Plant Eater Fan T-Shirts

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear...

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Ball as water-melon.

'They're dog roses!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"This will sting a bit."

Say it with flowers: It!

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Think about the honey."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

The Deer of Spring.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Strawberry Shake